Chuck Norris


Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.


When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.


Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.


If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds till.” After you ask, “Two seconds to what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face.


Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.


Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.


Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick
related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.


There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.


There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

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