Toilet Stall Advertisement

Toilet Stall Advertisment

This morning after I got back from Vigo’s.  Junior wanted to go to Frisco, so I decided to might as well finish some paperwork at the Academy, so I went.  Went in 79 New Montgomery, Nature called so  to the restroom I went….

Inside the bathroom stall went Mr. Tu.  I was taking a piss…yes I was only taking a piss, thats it….and anyhow I saw advertisements written all over the walls.  All on the walls of the bathroom stalls, where ppl stop to draw brain farts thats pretty small to fit them all on the bathroom stall.(had the  urge for limericks).  Apparently porn auditions were making its way around the Academy through bathroom stalls.  Bathroom graffiti rules.  I thought I was the only one in the bathroom so I said out loud, “Porn auditions in a stall, GENIUS!”  This guy in the other stall was like “Shit you too? I got it here also.  uhmm Ugh PooooOOOooOoot…(reinactment)”   I got out of the stall embarrassed, but not him, he was infatuated.   So we looked in each stall, it was written everywhere plus a flyer above the flush button.  I took the piece of paper for its graphical contents and stashed it in my pocket and inconspicuously walked out.  This gave me an ingenious idea……a new form of advertisement.   Bathroom stall advertising….is that genius or what?  “Free Chocolate down stair in the basement.”  šŸ™‚

Here’s something that has always been on the wall,

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls…


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